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Shopping for a specific thing was what your grandparents did. With quantum shopping, we look into the multiverse to get you exactly what you need.

Through mild surgery, you too can interface your brain with any household appliance — it’s the next best thing to actually being a rhoomba!

Wouldn’t the ultimate disruption be disrupting the cycle of life and death forever? Hoooo boy, we’re playing games we should not be playin’!

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The future of digital life isn’t a new phone, gaming system, or VR headset. It’s a large rock, with which to smash these things as you return to a basic hunter-gatherer lifestyle. Call now!