Join your host — television’s own
Jhon Hacker — as he brings live to your home the exciting innovations that will shape and doom your world!
MEET JHON HACKER!
Written and performed by Ryan Jackson and originally design by the artist Sherchle, Jhon Hacker (and his wife Debby, who is a horse) have inspired countless generations to embrace the future of… well, the future!
First introduced in a segment of Percolate Galactic’s award winning Terrorvision 3000, Hacker has since popped up in YouTube shorts, t-shirts, and .gifs in the years since his debut.
THE EPISODES
It’s the future of transportation: a pod that fires out of a tube at 120 miles an hour! Where does it go? We dunno, but it goes fast!
For all your office work needs, turn to RoboJosh: Your Robot Intern of the Future. No, we don’t think RoboJosh looks sad, why would you say that?
Shopping for a specific thing was what your grandparents did. With quantum shopping, we look into the multiverse to get you exactly what you need.
Through mild surgery, you too can interface your brain with any household appliance — it’s the next best thing to actually being a rhoomba!
Wouldn’t the ultimate disruption be disrupting the cycle of life and death forever? Hoooo boy, we’re playing games we should not be playin’!
The future of fashion, like the future of everything else, is watching #content. Smart Pants digitally serve you the future of streaming content — on your pants!
First off, pardner — this ain’t a timeshare. What we’re selling is incredible daily deals on a golden land of opportunity and adventure in the off-world colonies.
The future of digital life isn’t a new phone, gaming system, or VR headset. It’s a large rock, with which to smash these things as you return to a basic hunter-gatherer lifestyle. Call now!
THE STILL
THE BTS